Bridal Party Participant Gifts

I could have danced all night!

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Dance.

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

Next Round Indicator

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

Chef De Party.

Wedding Selfie

Down on Bourbon Street...