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I told myself I wasn't going to laugh.

I could have danced all night!

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Dance.

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

Next Round Indicator

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

Chef De Party.

Wedding Selfie