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"Kitchens are my milieu."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Beers

Shaken not stirred

Balancing two espresso martinis

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Karataoke

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

Carioca

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Redhead

"Whine and cheezed party."

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

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Leo McKern

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Whale Piñata.