Party Participant Mugs

"Kitchens are my milieu."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Beers

Shaken not stirred

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Redhead

"Whine and cheezed party."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Carioca

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

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"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

Leo McKern

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Whale Piñata.

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"