Party Person Mugs

Three-Martini Breakfast

Dom Blonde

Fancy dress party: "I'm afraid I've just come in my shorts."

Bling bling merrily on high.

Late Bloomers.

The guy who's always pretending to know what's going on.

The morning after the office Christmas Party

Night Club - "You're Mr. Right? Are you sure?!"

"You'll never go to a costume party with me, yet you'll put that on and go to a televised football game!"

Happy Anniversary

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Bacchus.

Party Animals.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Green Balloon

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Canape?

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"I, TikTok."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."