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"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

'Yes, that person there...'

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

'Life can be tough, Peel.' - 'Yes.' - 'But you have to stay positive.' - 'Yes' - 'You have to keep telling yourself, 'This loser is funding my holiday to Hawaii.' - 'Yes.'

"Your priorities change once you get a new toy."

"Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements."

The Good Samaritan.

Pallbearers sitting around radio: 'This just in! Tributes are pouring in for the legendary tenor Pavarotti, who passed away earlier today....'

'V. K. Duvine and Prodigal Son (if he comes back)

Al Baldasaro

"Take a parable."

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

'Have you ever heard the parable of the lawn left unmowed?'

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

'Lower.No,lower. A way lower. - Under the arms.Under the arms! Around his chest! OK listen...- Do you want to learn the Heimlich manoeuvre or not?!!!'

Voter Rights

"Honey, all we want is what's quiet for us."

Hillary Clinton

Alcoholics Eponymous

"AIDS awareness...immigration...voter registration..tackling dropout rates... We can make this country better if we all commit to getting active!"

Adan and Eve.

You've tried to get them kicked out of Eden for eating pears, bananas, mangoes and plums: Try apples this time...

Parables and Sermons

"Our new MP promised a new politics, no more sleaze...a focus on local issues, on local needs. He said he wanted to be an old fashioned constituency MP."

'Marriage is sharing, Carol, so I'm happy you earn twice as much as me.'