Wedding Party Member T-Shirts

'Not quite the action shot we were going for!'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

'I always cry at weddings!'

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

His and Hers Wedding

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

Wedding Selfie

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"Boy am I in trouble! How was I supposed to know that what I was scratching is called a "Wedding Dress"? She's so mad right now!"

'I'm the groom's broker and I'll be seating you before the ceremony begins. Technical analysts will be sitting on the left, and fundamental analysts will be on the right.'

"Before I say, I do. Just let me run those vows past my best lawyer."

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

'Hey! is that a good fit or not?'

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

'And do you, Desiree, take plan B to be your lawfully wedded...'

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it!'

'I give it six months.'

"The couple will now exchange vows they wrote themselves, because I guess mine weren't good enough, but, whatever, let's see what you've got."

Hats and Greetings

'We have an objection from Mrs. Weber...'

"Remember when we used to wonder whether to kiss on the first date?"

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

"They're both in telemarketing."