Party Attendee Gifts

"You know how some people feel naked without jewelry? Stewart is like that without a remote."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Party Animals.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Green Balloon

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Canape?

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

A man looks up at the earth

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

All dressed up and no place to go

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

Masquerade

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Redhead

Carioca

The Happiest Hen in Acle

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'