Marriage Celebrations Gifts

Bride playing cello

Lesbian civil partnership.

Mardi Gras

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

Bacchus.

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Cardiac Recovery.

Bubbly

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Dancing Doctor

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Wedding Day Itinerary.