Marriage Celebrations Gifts

Bride playing cello

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

Mardi Gras

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Bacchus.

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Cardiac Recovery.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Bubbly

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Dancing Doctor

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."