Marriage Ceremonies Gifts

"The bride was radiant, the groom was radiant. I was radiant!"

"I'll just pull up the wedding ceremony app...."

'And do you, Larry, promise to love, honor and remember Helene's name?'

Most men prefer getting married on a Friday. Friday is casual day.

'...Love, honor, and cherish? Remember - you're under oath.'

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

'Do you, shoe online shop customer number 145583774, promise to love, honor and cherish electronic online shop customer number 9634217554...'

"No, I'm not really that busy with anything important."

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Demure lady with gloves

Lesbian civil partnership.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"You're the lid to my pot."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

A heart shaped cake

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"