Bridal Party Mugs

Wedding Selfie

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

I could have danced all night!

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Little Princess.

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Kids with Fish Balloons

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

A Woman Holding Canapes

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'Joe has been partying hard!'

Dance.

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Children playing games

Bee costume

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

Jimmy had a very active imagination.