Bachelorette Party Pillows

Last night of freedom.

Hen do!

'Botox is one thing, but that's the last time I go to a liposuction party!'

Girls night out. Dress up, liquor up...throw up.

Nice Cleavage.

"Yes... you'll be wearing that bridesmaids dress for eternity!"

Drunk woman in front of poster - Drink as much as you can't

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

An octopus eyes off two fish ladies at the Sand Bar - 'Watch out for this one Gloria... he's all arms!'

'No more drinks for me thanks Chris. That last Spritzer's made me go all light-headed.' A women's head is floating in the air

'We have reached our flying height...and the rest rooms are free for any of you who fancy a quickie!'

Drunk night out.

I could have danced all night!

Dance.

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Let's play hide-the-sausage!

"I just finished a 10-day cleanse. Now it's time to retox."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

"Champagne always makes her light-headed."

Boozing and Cruising

'I think it's time we left...'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"I'd probaly still be single if I hadn't borrowed your padded bras."

'Currently I'm focussing all of my energies towards getting off this stool after three cosmos.'

"Just what sort of bottle party are you take me to, Justin?"

Gorgeous Groovers.

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

"We'll turn the place into a nightclub, where you can really let down your hair."

'Will Number Two please step forward?'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'