Bachelor Party Planner Pillows

Dog Stripper.

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

"His note says the bachelor party was so great, he's decided to remain a bachelor."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Cow Pinatas

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Champagne

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Cardiac Recovery.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Punt Cake

Wedding Day Itinerary.

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

We'll have Manhattans...

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"How should we divide the teams?"