Bachelor Bash Planner Pillows

The Popup Blocker is Born

'That was what I call a stag night!'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Cinéma Vérité

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

Next Round Indicator

'...Please stop the...'

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Chef De Party.

Geezer.

'Here comes our order.'

Man Can't Live By Beer Alone...That's Why There's Pretzels!!

You have had enough

Boozing and Cruising