Baby Bash Planner Pillows

"What an anti-climax. There are no official plans to declare the birth canal open!"

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Frosting the Snowman

Margarita

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Babies.

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

Cinéma Vérité

Pregnant Woman - "I think it's coming gift-wrapped."

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

'It's Mrs. O'Hara...the one whose due date was 37 days ago...she's angry.'

"As I thought...the carefree extravagant days are over. There's no marble foyer."

"Blessed are they who blow out birthday cakes candles, for they shall be de-lighted."

Pin-atas

'You add the girl after baking.'

Please take a number.

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

Biodegradable helium balloons.

'It's a deal then-I'll waive my fee if you'll do my son's birthay party..'

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

'They call them gifts, but they make you pay for them.'

"Amazing. For the fifth consecutive month the polling shows I'm the most popular foetus here."

"It's my birthday. Churn out some hype."

Florist.

'You're laying down that bottle for when Rich graduates from college? Don't you ever want to drink it?'

Seventh Birthday