Baby Bash Planner Pillows

"What an anti-climax. There are no official plans to declare the birth canal open!"

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Margarita

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Babies.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

Cinéma Vérité

Pregnant Woman - "I think it's coming gift-wrapped."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

'It's Mrs. O'Hara...the one whose due date was 37 days ago...she's angry.'

"As I thought...the carefree extravagant days are over. There's no marble foyer."

'It's a deal then-I'll waive my fee if you'll do my son's birthay party..'

Please take a number.

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

Biodegradable helium balloons.

'You add the girl after baking.'

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

'They call them gifts, but they make you pay for them.'

Seventh Birthday

'You're laying down that bottle for when Rich graduates from college? Don't you ever want to drink it?'

"It's my birthday. Churn out some hype."

Florist.

"Amazing. For the fifth consecutive month the polling shows I'm the most popular foetus here."

"It's because her boss has forgotten her birthday."