Bachelor Bash Planner Mugs

The Popup Blocker is Born

'That was what I call a stag night!'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

Next Round Indicator

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

Cinéma Vérité

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

'...Please stop the...'

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Chef De Party.

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

Man Can't Live By Beer Alone...That's Why There's Pretzels!!

Balloon tattoos

"Your shout!"

'Here comes our order.'