Bridal Party Planner Pillows

"Yes, I do need an answer right now."

"Does this mean we won't be seeing you at the overweight encounter groups anymore?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Lesbian civil partnership.

Cocktails on the verandah.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Champagne

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

We'll have Manhattans...

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Punt Cake

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

Cardiac Recovery.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'