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"I'm looking for a man who doesn't want anything to do with the wedding planning."

"And do you both promise to believe you can be better than all the other married couples you've ever seen?"

Great coaching is about knowing how to give and when to play feedback...

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

Rev. Bob, The Realist: '...You may now go from adoring to criticizing each other.'

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"'Present' is not an appropriate response."

"I hate to complain, but these are the ugliest bridesmaid gowns I've ever seen."

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Why did you think the prenup lawyer gave me such a good deal?

'Y'know, I'm glad we kept it small.'

'Okay, so you were right; maybe figuring 13 bottles of wine per person was a little too much.'

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

A Reasonable Time for Concern

'Your parents wrote this prenup stating you two will stay together at least long enough to justify your costly wedding.'

"And with this, nuptial contract, independent inventory and itemised bill...I thee wed."

"No, we're not Jewish, but we think it would be fun for our reception's theme to be 'A Jewish Wedding.'"

"We'd like you to leave out the poorer, sickness, and death parts - they're a little dark."

"Congratulations. You are now standing next to the person statistically the most likely to kill you..."

I'll take that as an 'I Do' then...

Lawyer walks down aisle with lengthy contract. Minister says: 'Now, let us sing together, Here Comes the Pre-nup.'

'I wish they'd elope! We simply can't afford to invite all our relatives.'

Bridezilla

A Wedding Day Promise.

'May the habituation commence.'

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'I pronounce you a gay couple in a civil union filing seperate tax returns under IRS rules.'

Status Update

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

'I'll keep this short!'

The often misunderstood cultural practice of rearranged marriages.

The wedding planner took care of everything.