Bridal Party Planner Gifts

"Yes, I do need an answer right now."

"Does this mean we won't be seeing you at the overweight encounter groups anymore?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Lesbian civil partnership.

Cocktails on the verandah.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Cow Pinatas

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

Champagne

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Punt Cake

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Cardiac Recovery.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

We'll have Manhattans...

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.