Bachelor Party Planner Gifts

Dog Stripper.

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

"His note says the bachelor party was so great, he's decided to remain a bachelor."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Champagne

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

We'll have Manhattans...

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Punt Cake

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Cardiac Recovery.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'