Bachelor Party Strategist Pillows

'Hey, what happens in vegans,stays in vegans.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

Next Round Indicator

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

Chef De Party.

Down on Bourbon Street...

Geezer.

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

Man Can't Live By Beer Alone...That's Why There's Pretzels!!

You have had enough

Balloon tattoos

"Your shout!"

'Here comes our order.'