Bachelor Party Legend T-Shirts

"At least I won't have to jump out of these silly things for a living any more."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

Next Round Indicator

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

Chef De Party.

Down on Bourbon Street...

Geezer.

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

Man Can't Live By Beer Alone...That's Why There's Pretzels!!

You have had enough

Balloon tattoos

"Your shout!"

'Here comes our order.'