Bachelor Party Legend Mugs

"At least I won't have to jump out of these silly things for a living any more."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

Next Round Indicator

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

Chef De Party.

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

Man Can't Live By Beer Alone...That's Why There's Pretzels!!

Balloon tattoos

"Your shout!"

'Here comes our order.'

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

Down on Bourbon Street...

The Stages of Wine