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"I really hope she's high on something."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

A slump of drunks

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Party Animals.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Green Balloon

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Canape?

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Dancing in pyjamas

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

All dressed up and no place to go

A man looks up at the earth

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'