Party Chaos Enthusiast T-Shirts

"The skip has skipped to my loo!"

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Party Animals.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Canape?

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Green Balloon

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

A man looks up at the earth

All dressed up and no place to go

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"I see you have a lot of experience in re-tail. . ."

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

'Malty tasking.'

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'