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"Bert's Bakery? I think there's a pissed-off Bucks Party somewhere, standing around our wedding cake."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Party Animals.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Canape?

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Green Balloon

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"Sorry, that's not my table."

A man looks up at the earth

All dressed up and no place to go

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

The Happiest Hen in Acle

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"I see you have a lot of experience in re-tail. . ."

'Malty tasking.'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.