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After Dinner Cigar.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

E-Baying @ The Moon

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

A Woman Holding Canapes

Little Red Riding Carpet

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

Prosecco

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'Even More Disciples'

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'