Party Parody Lover Mugs

After Dinner Cigar.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

The Family Joules: Part 16

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

E-Baying @ The Moon

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Atomic Bear: Part 22

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

A Woman Holding Canapes

Little Red Riding Carpet

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

Batman O' War

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Prosecco

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'