Party Satire Lover Mugs

"Oh, them? They're old bankruptcy."

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

Schengen

The Anti-Agent

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Bureaucracy gone mad!

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

David Niven caricature

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.'

Putin Shoots Down Peace

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

The Modern Damocles -