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"Oh, them? They're old bankruptcy."

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

Schengen

The Anti-Agent

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Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

A Little Extra

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Bureaucracy gone mad!

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

David Niven caricature

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

Putin Shoots Down Peace

It Makes Sense If You're a Democrat

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

The Modern Damocles -

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?