Political Satire Lover Mugs

'This next song is about oil. Then again, isn't everything?'

Department of Work and No Pension

Richard Nixon.

'Look - if I'd had any idea what a constitution was, I never would have signed the darn thing, okay?'

Pruning Branches

"If we didn't have a first past the post system I'd beat you everytime."

"O.K., maybe that was inelegantly stated."

''Invade Mesopotamia'? ? I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid!'

"It wasn't a lie, Senator, it was a larger truth."

'This is Madame Muggins, she's in charge of budget allocation.'

"The President is closing in the polls, but he still needs hurricanes in several key states."

Schwarzenegger at the California Treasury.

European colonists arrive in America to appropriate land.

"To be completely frank, we have now discovered all your country's secrets, except how to make a million dollars in one's spare time at home with no personal investment."

The Trans Pacific Partnership

'Honey, it's me. . . and whoever else is listening at the NSA. . .'

Be patient - the UN is working on it.

"My teacher says you're a threat to regional stability!"

"How smart do you want it - encryption - wise? Do you want to outsmart hackers, terrorists, the FBI or the CIA?"

British rats flea the sinking EU

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

"I just won the Euromillions."

"Tell the press direct EU-taxation is necessary..."

Political Espionage

'What did you do - tell him the amount of his share of the national debt?'

Stink Bush Economy

Today the market acted real maverick-y... Sarah Palin on Fox.

"Look, I've denied it - can we move on?"

'What is the problem? I am not the first liar or puppet who has become this country's president.'

'I landed this on Jobseeker's allowance.'

High Street Pharmacies Could Pose Real Threat To GP Profits.

'Make up your mind! -- do you want me to let your people go, or grant them amnesty?'

'Not us! Regulate them!'

'Bring on the Budget!'

'A government can't close for inventory!'