Pet Party Gifts

Garbage Piñata

Sloaney Pony.

Mardi Gras

I could have danced all night!

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Cat Nip.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bubbly

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Early photobombing

Join me in a Martini?

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"I was almost that last year."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Wolf Karaoke

Balancing two espresso martinis

Beers

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Margarita

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Karataoke

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Santa does a keg stand.

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"