Pooch Passenger Pillows

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"No no, I said sit!!"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Litterary Dogs.

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

Dog Wrestling.

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

Pets on holiday.

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

'That's right, my Master follows me on my walk with a plastic bag in his hand: I have no privacy anymore...'

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

"Enough about me. Let's talk about my dog."

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

"I've pretended to be interested in that breed many times."

"They're not the tastiest, so try hiding them in a piece of cheese before you take them."

"I think I'll go for the Barf Bits du Jour."

Blue-nosed pointer: 'Naughty, naughty!'

The downside of curbing your dog....

No Wonder he's sick! Chicken Bones!

'Ever noticed how people resemble their pets?'

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

Car Dog-Doors.