Pooch Pacer T-Shirts

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Litterary Dogs.

Dog Wrestling.

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

Pets on holiday.

"I'm just saying, studies show that owning a human can improve the quality of your life."

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

Best in Heat.

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

"Bring us a bottle of your best toilet water."

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

"I've pretended to be interested in that breed many times."

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

Blue-nosed pointer: 'Naughty, naughty!'

'Ever noticed how people resemble their pets?'

"I think I'll go for the Barf Bits du Jour."

Car Dog-Doors.

My other dog is a Great Dane.

"I don't feel like going on a walk today, so I got me an Uber to take me around the block. You need the exercise, so you can walk beside the car."

"... and bless the UPS driver, who endures my instinctive barks, growls, yelps and yips."

"I always add a few breath mints to his food."

'I know you have been very good. But all that entitles you to is a 'walk'.'

'Old Fred spoils that pooch of his!'

A woman holds a sling which has her dog in it.

When groomers go bad.