Pooch Performer Enthusiast Mugs

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Mum, I got the job!"

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Litterary Dogs.

Dog Wrestling.

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Pets on holiday.

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

"I've pretended to be interested in that breed many times."

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

Tough Guy

"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."

'Ever noticed how people resemble their pets?'

Blue-nosed pointer: 'Naughty, naughty!'

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

"He continues to taunt me. Frankly, I don't know else can be done."

"At least I can give you a hug without wearing a mask."

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'

Beware of the Overly Friendly Dog.