Winnie The Pooh Fan Gifts

"No. I can't say I have ever played sink the Belgrano."

"He threw a huge fit at the grocery store."

"No no, I said sit!!"

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"What the hell took so long?"

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Laughing Zone Ahead

Ice shelfie.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Dog Wrestling.

'Hold it! Hold it!'

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."

A. A. Milne

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."