Winnie The Pooh Fan Mugs

"No. I can't say I have ever played sink the Belgrano."

"No no, I said sit!!"

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"What the hell took so long?"

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Ice shelfie.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Laughing Zone Ahead

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'Hold it! Hold it!'

Dog Wrestling.

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

A. A. Milne

"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."

"You need a mint."