Pooh Fan Pillows

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Dog Wrestling.

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

A. A. Milne

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

'My 'friend' has this problem, Doctor!'

"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"Vote the Raven: 'Never Trump!'"

Edgar Allen Prozac

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

"Let me guess – you stayed late at your buddy's place helping him with a, quoth, poem."

If Dogs Made Perfume

"Too goth?"

"I kind of miss the pendulum."

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'

Strictly Ornamental.

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

I am what I am. Ain't no politician, political party, nor other group gonna change my plan. Your business is yours and mine is mine...don't make me break open a spinach can!"

"If you say 'Nevermore' one more time, I'll hold you in contempt."

Foodie Bank

Bashing french speaking Canadians just makes you look like a proper moron.

A cheerleader doing a high kick

"I've pretended to be interested in that breed many times."

Pinochio's dad hammering nails in to Pinochio's bottom