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'I suppose everyone collects something.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

"Which free tote goes best?"

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

'Does my bum bag look big in this'

Bag Lady.

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

Commuter X-Ray

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

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"Yes, I'm a dog person. How did you know?"

Dalmatian with Spotty Poop.

Death carries a bag for life

Dog poops next to a 'Crap' sign.

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."

Adventure

"Do you have room in your bag for this?"

She had a thing about Tote bags.

'I can't stand picking it up.'

"I thought my backpack seemed a little heavy today."

J. Beebleman Pres. He's too cheap to have a real corporate retreat.

'And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!'

'Which bag is the dog mess in?'

'Okay, I'll stop calling your shoulder bag a man-purse. But I refuse to call those high heels 'Studlettos'.'

"If someone watched a person walking their dog, then stop to pick up the dog's poop. . . who would they think was in charge?"

"I'm going to have to put a luggage restriction on your manbag."

'So I've put out the bin ten minutes early, it's not as if the council will find out.'

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