Poop Patrol Enthusiast Mugs

Does Your Doggy Do Doggy Doo?

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

Factory chimney coming from top of globe.

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

"No, I said 'sit'."

Pooper scoppers.

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

'Here's my business card.'

'Yes, I got it all.'

Sparrow of Prey

June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.

"That's Charles' new gun dog."

Gardener's Calendar: Keep an eye open for pests

"He got kicked out of the park for being a litter bug."

Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

'You talk about a clean dog!'

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

'We got rid of one of our cars, and we hardly ever use the other five ...'

"If someone watched a person walking their dog, then stop to pick up the dog's poop. . . who would they think was in charge?"

Dumping waste into a toilet.

'As far as our environmental policy goes, if we destroy it we don't have to worry about it anymore!'

Poopa-Scoopa

Poo Bags

"Here, clean up after yourself."

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

"Oh, for goodness sake! I'll change the baby's nappy!"

'I suppose everyone collects something.'

Sewage in Rivers Report