Poop Patrol Enthusiast Pillows

Does Your Doggy Do Doggy Doo?

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

Factory chimney coming from top of globe.

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

"No, I said 'sit'."

Pooper scoppers.

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

'Yes, I got it all.'

'Here's my business card.'

Sparrow of Prey

June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.

"That's Charles' new gun dog."

"He got kicked out of the park for being a litter bug."

Hey, don't just throw that on the ground! What were you raised by people?

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

Gardener's Calendar: Keep an eye open for pests

'You talk about a clean dog!'

Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."

Poo Bags

'My dog's classically trained.'

"If someone watched a person walking their dog, then stop to pick up the dog's poop. . . who would they think was in charge?"

"Oh, for goodness sake! I'll change the baby's nappy!"

Poopa-Scoopa

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

"Here, clean up after yourself."

'We got rid of one of our cars, and we hardly ever use the other five ...'

'As far as our environmental policy goes, if we destroy it we don't have to worry about it anymore!'

Dumping waste into a toilet.

Walkies again?