Poop Patrol Champs Pillows

Poo Bags

"That is one absorbent nappy."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

Factory chimney coming from top of globe.

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

"No, I said 'sit'."

Pooper scoppers.

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

'Yes, I got it all.'

"At the moment I'm afraid we have learning difficulties..."

"He got kicked out of the park for being a litter bug."

Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

Hey, don't just throw that on the ground! What were you raised by people?

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."

'You talk about a clean dog!'

'I think I've just made a terrible mistake.'

Baby having first solid poo.

"Here, clean up after yourself."

"Oh, for goodness sake! I'll change the baby's nappy!"

Poopa-Scoopa

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

'We got rid of one of our cars, and we hardly ever use the other five ...'

"He's fine, he just plays dead when he's had enough socializing."

'As far as our environmental policy goes, if we destroy it we don't have to worry about it anymore!'

Dumping waste into a toilet.

Walkies again?

'My dog's classically trained.'

Sewage in Rivers Report

'Mom. This is a no-go. Can we try again tomorrow?'