Poop Patrol Champs Prints

Poo Bags

"That is one absorbent nappy."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

Factory chimney coming from top of globe.

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

"No, I said 'sit'."

Pooper scoppers.

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

'Yes, I got it all.'

"At the moment I'm afraid we have learning difficulties..."

Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

'You talk about a clean dog!'

"He got kicked out of the park for being a litter bug."

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."

Dumping waste into a toilet.

Baby having first solid poo.

"Here, clean up after yourself."

'As far as our environmental policy goes, if we destroy it we don't have to worry about it anymore!'

"He's fine, he just plays dead when he's had enough socializing."

'We got rid of one of our cars, and we hardly ever use the other five ...'

"Oh, for goodness sake! I'll change the baby's nappy!"

Poopa-Scoopa

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

Sewage in Rivers Report

'Mom. This is a no-go. Can we try again tomorrow?'

"You'll have to wait till we get home, I've run out of bags."