Poop Patrol Extraordinaire Pillows

Pooper scoppers.

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

Factory chimney coming from top of globe.

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

Dream Advertisements.

"No, I said 'sit'."

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

'Yes, I got it all.'

"Nothing personal. It's just business."

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"

'Here's my business card.'

"He got kicked out of the park for being a litter bug."

'You talk about a clean dog!'

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."

"If someone watched a person walking their dog, then stop to pick up the dog's poop. . . who would they think was in charge?"

If his animals should stray - let him know by all means...but don't be vindictive.

Dumping waste into a toilet.

Poo Bags

'As far as our environmental policy goes, if we destroy it we don't have to worry about it anymore!'

'We got rid of one of our cars, and we hardly ever use the other five ...'

"Oh, for goodness sake! I'll change the baby's nappy!"

Poopa-Scoopa

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

"Here, clean up after yourself."

'I suppose everyone collects something.'