Poop Patrol Extraordinaire Mugs

Pooper scoppers.

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

Factory chimney coming from top of globe.

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

Dream Advertisements.

"No, I said 'sit'."

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

'Yes, I got it all.'

'Here's my business card.'

"Nothing personal. It's just business."

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."

"He got kicked out of the park for being a litter bug."

Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

'You talk about a clean dog!'

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

Hey, don't just throw that on the ground! What were you raised by people?

The Evolution of Man.

Walkies again?

Dumping waste into a toilet.

'As far as our environmental policy goes, if we destroy it we don't have to worry about it anymore!'

'We got rid of one of our cars, and we hardly ever use the other five ...'

If his animals should stray - let him know by all means...but don't be vindictive.

Poo Bags

Sniff

"If someone watched a person walking their dog, then stop to pick up the dog's poop. . . who would they think was in charge?"

'My dog's classically trained.'

"Oh, for goodness sake! I'll change the baby's nappy!"

"Here, clean up after yourself."

Poopa-Scoopa

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'