Poop Bag Juggler Pillows

'Which bag is the dog mess in?'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Football

Travelling

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

Acclaimed mother.

Cinemuck

A woman watches football on her computer.

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

"I didn't feel any 'earthquake'."

A Man mixing up his sports.

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

"Athlete? No. Ambulance chaser."

Caution - Low gravity zone.

Octopus

"When they say to use protection... this is what you're protecting against."

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Why men hate shopping.

'Only 10 hours to go.'

Opening Of The Summer Games

'I forgot my keys!'

'Don't worry. If you gain a few pounds, I'll drop extra stuff on the floor for you to pick up.'

Closing a Suitcase

The Flea Circus.

Poopy Baby

"Yes, I'm a dog person. How did you know?"

"Okay, feet, let's show hands you're just as good as they are."

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

'I can't stand picking it up.'

'I suppose everyone collects something.'

'Oh, I don't know, part of me wants to get married and part of me wants to stay single...and part of me wants to sail around the world and part of me wants to enter a monastery and part of me wants to be a hairdresser and part of me wants to...'