Knowledge Juggler Prints

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

Interdisciplinary studies.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

To lessen the strain on their backs, many students are opting for the new Velcro shirts.

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"Just tell your parents you made the grade. Don't specify."

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.

New Ideas in Business.

"Hello?"

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

You have reached the end of your brain...

Information Tightrope.

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

We don't want statistics that reflect the actual market situation. We want statistics that reflect what was decided in this boardroom!

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

A single man has the job title of CEO, Business Manager, HR, Undermanager, Head of Division, Personnel. . .

'We have to be more innovative but not in an out-of-the-box way.'