Health Juggler Gifts

"That's what I like about you, Abrams, you don't let a little illness keep you off the job."

Work/Life Balance

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"I was able to consolidate all your prescriptions into a single pill."

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

'If you're into preparing healthy meals then I recommend the apricot brandy. It contains the antioxidant beta carotene.'

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

Children.

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

'I recommend a second opinion so the HMO won't second guess me.'

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

"Doctor, before we start you've got to promise me that I don't have to give up anything."

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

'Well my lightest ever was 7lbs 4oz. . .'

'I don't understand why you don't want to take your daily medication.'

'...time you had your ears syringed?'

Seminar on Obesity in the Workplace.

'Life isn't all about the money.It's all about the little people you step on along the way.'