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"That's what I like about you, Abrams, you don't let a little illness keep you off the job."

Work/Life Balance

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"I was able to consolidate all your prescriptions into a single pill."

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

'If you're into preparing healthy meals then I recommend the apricot brandy. It contains the antioxidant beta carotene.'

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

Children.

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

'I recommend a second opinion so the HMO won't second guess me.'

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

"Doctor, before we start you've got to promise me that I don't have to give up anything."

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

'Well my lightest ever was 7lbs 4oz. . .'

'I don't understand why you don't want to take your daily medication.'

'...time you had your ears syringed?'

Seminar on Obesity in the Workplace.

'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!'

'Life isn't all about the money.It's all about the little people you step on along the way.'