Script Juggler Prints

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Introducing...Anagraman.

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

Wha about trying another antivirus?

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

Translating . . . poetry.

'You're three o'clock cancelled, the Parson deal is ending, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'

'I don't like your attitude, Peterson, whatever it is.'

Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

'I like to stay connected 247.'

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

Future Micro MGR.

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

"One of my strengths as an employee is my ability to multitask."

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.